While my "monthly visitor" is no longer as crushing a reminder of our failures as it once was, it still thoroughly sucks. I mean, can't I just have my uterus out at this point?
Annnnnnnyway, here's some internet cartoon awesomeness, garunteed to make just about anything better.
*new reader disclaimer* Shake it off is my semi regular, "oh great, I'm not pregnant again" series. They are little micro-doses of internet awesomeness designed to scientifically decrease your life's suckitude. WITH SCIENCE.
IUI #4 dropped a big fat not pregnant on my lap this morning. I was really hopeful for some crazy reason this month. Looks like we'll be rocking injectibles next cycle.
Oh well, for right now - here's a baby monkey riding backwards on a pig, because the world has gone insane.
Lets face it, a visit from Aunt Flo (fuck it, we're all adults here), getting your period normally sucks. You're hormonal, bloated and in pain. Getting your period when you're trying to conceive is a one-two hadouken to your uterus and soft, squishy emotional core. It's like your body is reviewing all of the month's hard work, all of the charting and timed intercourse, all of the money spent on ovulation predictor kits, all of the hours obsessing over potential early pregnancy signs, and well... going like this:
So, I'm introducing a regular series I like to call: "The internet helps me cope with the crushing fear that I will never conceive a child", Shake it off. For everyone who got the bad news this week, pour yourself a glass of wine/double shot of espresso/fifth of whiskey and enjoy the original, greatest cheer up the internet has to offer. This one has gotten me through tough times folks, and I hope it does the same for you.
Without further ado, I present, "Shake it Off-Puppy".
